Valdezatron Industries™ was a weekly cable tv mashup and found video oddities videoblog from December 2005 - April 2007. All videos licensed under creative commons attribution-noncommercial-share alike

*This pretty much sums it up * One Year of Valdezatron

11 Seconds for Anderson Cooper (:11)
Zzzzruuunnnnn.

11 Seconds for Dr. Phil (:11)
The man has needs.

11 Seconds for Joan Rivers (:11)
The eye of the beast.

30 Seconds for Celebrity Workouts (:30)
Introductions are in order.

The Answer (:53)
I get the feeling the answer is always the same.

Anthem (4:11)
Two wrongs make one hell of a right. Trailer Racing meets Kenny G.

Anarchy Slight Delay (3:25)
Sex Pistols all cut up.

Back of the Mike (2:03)
Remixing a Jam Handy educational film about recording techniques for radio.

Before Enron (1:32)
The unedited introduction to the NFL Workout with Phil Simms brought to you by the now defunct Drexel Burnham Lambert.

Brandscape (1:15)
Michael Jordan wants to know if it’s in you.

Chuck Norris Staring Contest (:56)
My personal battle with Mr. Norris.

Cover Letter (1:10)
Let this be your guide.

Danger Zone (2:20)
My life is like a Hollywood movie.

Dr. A’s Moving Style (3:22)
Trippin’ balls Hammer-style with a white doctor doing aerobics with kids.

Egg Meat Cheese (2:22)
The holy trinity with free association tv on the side.

Excedrin Tension Headache (:41)
Why waste time running commercials during shows.

Free Skate (4:50)
Figure skating kaleidoscope.

Financial Statement (1:45)
Young Republican aging system.

George Bush’s Downhill Jam (1:19)
A new and exciting game for the Nintendo Wii.

Google (:35)
Things that amuse: Dog the Bounty Hunter saying Google and David Caruso.

Great Moments in TV History (:58)
When the mic cuts out on Jewelry TV cue the Harold Faltermeyer.

Halloween Spectacular (:54)
A kid with a soccer ball on his head plays the keys.

The Hunt is On (3:33)
Collaborative effort with Erik Nelson. Future hunters, camera guns, sweepstakes, the world of tomorrow, all a part of a Russian woman’s dreams.

The Internet (1:00)
Log on. There’s lots to learn from the Internet.

Iowa (:40)
Say hello to Iowa.

Jam the Tram (2:10)
Musical news medley featuring MC Brian Williams.

JohnMarkKarr (2:24)
The media circus.

Lost (1:00)
Commercials for the lost during Lost.

Man’s World (3:31)
Woman’s role in the world of commercials. Music by the Residents.

Miracles (3:18)
Miracles performed daily on your TV.

Mouse (:47)
Looking for a heartbeat.

Nancy Grace Death Ray (:38)
The look of love.

Piece of Crap Film Festival Tribute (2:27)
Put together for a special screening of bad moments in bad films.

Prayer (3:45)
What can you give? How can you serve?

Recuerdos de Jean-Claude (2:00)
Van Damme battles his inner demons.

Relearning the ABC’s (:53)
Master Thomas introduces us to the new and improved alphabet.? You got a problem with that?

Rhapsody for Daytime TV (2:47)
The immigration debate, dancing dragons, febreeze addiction, an old man menaced by a young whipper-snapper, follies of economic patriotism, the letter M, dr. phil medicine man, and CASH now!

Secrets and Admissions (2:38)
Come clean.

Sheets of Sound (1:54)
Coltrane plays. Miles looks on.

So (1:57)
Round and round on the Hills.

Soul Party (2:18)
“Jan Pehechan-Ho” by Mohammed Rafi remixed to “Soul Party” by The Free.

Subterranean Homesick 41 Frame Delay Blues (2:28)
Slight stereo delay of Bob Dylan.

Telenovela (2:17)
Dress and grooming for business video becomes a rendezvous of long lost lovers.

TV Leftovers (1:17)
Fiction, fear, bird flu, bubbles and borders.

This is a Test (:27)
Found upload test put on spin cycle.

This Week in Mind Control (3:47)
A week a collected nonsense stitched back together.

Today’s Equipment (:40)
What we’re working with today.

Tour of Lights (7:13)
Christmas special from public access television in Iowa.

Undeniable Power of O (:37)
Hypnoprah.

We Built This (4:23)
We Built This Starbucks corporate song set to photos by Winter, a man whose goal is to visit every Starbucks in the world.